![]() ![]() All day people have been coming up to me and wishing me luck. I will admit to you that I am slightly nervous making this speech in front of all these people. The only difference is I didn’t have a say in the life sentence passed earlier today. You’re made to dress snappy and pretend to be an upstanding member of the community. You don’t really want to do it but know you have to. Just listen up while I tell you about this couple, and I’ll make it seem like the shortest 45 minutes of your life.īeing asked to be someone’s best man is like being called up for jury duty. You’d think I’d know better than to be out boozing in the early hours just before a big wedding, but I don’t like to see Paul drinking alone.īefore I start ladies and gentlemen, let us observe a few moments silence in memory of the 3,000 prawns, 200 chickens, countless carnations, delphiniums, lilies and roses who selflessly gave their lives to make this wedding celebration possible. Therefore please spare a thought and try not to clap and yelp too loudly during my speech, however tempting that might be. I must inform you that I’ve had rather a heavy night and I’m still feeling a little fragile. Paul is always thinking of others, an attribute welcomed by Linda in every place except the bedroom. Instead I'll refer only to the pleasant, loving side of his character. ![]() Therefore this speech won't contain anything controversial or embarrassing about Paul. I don't believe in roasting the groom on his special day. I’ve been asked to give him the drinks bill. We’ve now reached the point in the proceedings when we all get to see the groom shift uncomfortably in his seat and grip the tablecloth in nervous anticipation. Come visit my me at Gravitas Training where we provide public speaking courses in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane.Īnyway that's enough from me. Perhaps you need a professional public speaking coach. If you are still stuck with giving a speech. But hey, maybe it will give you a bit of inspiration! And the good ones have already been used hundreds of times before. WARNING: These jokes are to be used very sparingly, if at all! Most of them aren't great. If you want to craft a really good wedding speech, pay more attention to stories than jokes Please Notes: I do not advertise this page and I do not link this page back to my main website.īecause it is just a list of dumb wedding jokes. If you somehow found this page it's probably because you're trawling the internet looking for jokes to put in your wedding speech. ![]()
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